(will be added 2 as i re-listen to the episodes)
Commander Price The commanding officer of HMS Troutbridge during the first series. Seemed to spend most of his time battling CPO Pertwee's nefarious schemes and trying to see the inside of Stores. Also delighted in finding ways for CPO Pertwee to contribute to the 'Comfort Fund'. When not foilng the Cheif's plans, Price would be the one to rally the crew against the ever present threat of Commander Povey and his crazy ideas of getting The Crew working on Naval matters! Commander Murray Commander of HMS Troutbridge from the second series onwards. Commander Stephen Murray finds himself in charge of the most inept crew and most corrugated frigate in the navy. Later in the run settles down with his dear wife, Rita-kins - the Admiral's daughter.
CPO Pertwee Cheif Petty Officer Jon (Jonsey) Pertwee. The most sneeky and coniving person the Navy has ever known, well - apart from the rest of his family. If it isnt nailed down or broken chances the Cheif will try and sell it. Supported by various members of the Pertwee clan, his uncle Ebeneezer Pertwee's living was etched by following around the ill fated HMS Troutbridge in a small tug, so that he could tow them off whatever they happened to run aground on or crash into, before opening 'Pertwee's War Surplus Suplies Stores' - guess where the supplies come from!. Sub Lieutenant Phillips The man who single handedly keeps Portland Air Rescue in service. SL Phillips is the Cheif Navigations Officer aboard HMS Troutbridgee and his job it is to get Troutbridge where it needs to be. He never actually suceeds, but he tries and makes sure he hits every boat and harbour wall on the way there!. The singal most incompetant naval officer in the service, he uses Noddy's Big Book of Boats as a reference and thinks the plimsole lline is something found on a gym shoe.
Able Seaman Johnson Poor Fatso had the unenviable luck of being assigned to the Cheif his first day, and was CPO Pertwee's lacky from then on Able/Leading Seaman Taffy Goldstein - 'Starboard lookout here'. Always searching for the next promotion, but never quite matching up, apart from a breif stint as Comodore. Able Seaman Ginger Able Seaman Tiddy Lieutenant Bates Lieutenant Commander Stanton Commander Bell Mr Queeg Troutbridge's intrepid but knowledge challenged launch pilot The Padre
Commander/Captain Povey Took over from Commander Shaw in the first episode as the poor sod tasked with trying to keep Troutbridge and her crew and of trouble, and Navy supplies out of The Pertwee Family shops. Had abit of a love/hate relationship with the crew - while he was ever the thorn in their side, he could rely on their help with certain insurmountable problems - or Ramona Povey as shes otherwise known.
WRN Heather Chasen No. 1's and Captain Povey's long suffering secretary. The early warning signal between Povey's neverending wrath and The Crew. Had the fortune(?) to be engaged to SL Phillips, but thankfully came to her senses.
WRN Penfold (played by Norma Ronald) WRN Judy Cornwell Admiral FfontBittocks (The Admiral) The unstoppable gin drinking machine and (later in the series) Murray's father-in-law. Commander Shaw Captain Ignatious Alluitious Atcherson(A AA AAACHOO) Captain Hardcastle Captain Ormonroy Flag Lieutenant Claude Dingle Dockyard Policeman If you let Pertwee out on leave, you better ready to get the gates shut quickly to keep out the crowd of people he's ripped off when he returns! Marvin Ellis - The Director of Naval Expenditure
Intelligence: "This is intelligence speaking" Commander Bracewell
The Board Meeting: "So called 'cause they have met, and they are bored..." The Sea Lord - Lord Quirk Miss Simpkins Vice Admiral Ironbridge Vice Admiral Buttonshaw Captain Come-up-from-the-ranks Nato Rep Vice Admiral Burwasher Commander Wheatherby
Lt. Burkett and Lt. Deacon The tennis obsessed pair grudgingly do their work in between games of the beautiful game, but nothing will pull them from a rally. Can often be heard arguing over whos turn it is to buy the ice lollies.
The Pertwee's: The family Pretwee is spreading through the Royal Navy like a cancer, swallowing all in its path. If theres a highly confidential piece of information, chances are there's a Pertwee to intercept it somewhere - although they havnt got an Admiral - yet! Uncle Ebeneezer 'Nunkie' Pertwee Auntie Mertle - CPO Pertwee's sister Lt. Perregrin Pertwee
The Wives: Mrs Rita Murray Slightly odd and smelling of horse lotion, Rita-kins is Murray's loving and horse obsessed significant other. Spends a large amount of time with her horse Bouncing Betty, or trying to raise money for horse charities, or thinking about horses! Mrs Ramona Povey
The Enemies: The Master The Mistress Igor Astrakarnovitch Natasha Snogitoff
Others: Mrs Jessie Crump - Povey's Mother in Law Cuthbert ('orrible) Spinks - Ramona Povey's nephew Morpeth Goldstein - Taffy's Aunt Sir Willoughby Todhunter Brown Lady Todhunter Brown Inspector Burt Tiddy - Customs and Excise Water Guard Service Lt Pike Lt Parfet Lady Quirk Nasa Colonel Lucy Doll Shamus O'Ginsburg - one of Pertwee's numerous debtors